Very first time with Dan, my ‘straight’ buddy

Very first time with Dan, my ‘straight’ buddy

I happened to be drunk. Somewhat more drunk compared to the rest fo the party. It absolutely was that time within the night once the Gangnam Style track happens, not to mention, We went all of that site the method through the yard into the ‘dance flooring’ into the family room and began doing a bit of strange motions that have been supposed to resemble the original party. I realize I must’ve seemed awful, my burgundy chinos had been a touch too tight to leap in a horseish way and I happened to be spilling my beverage every-where. The disaproving could be felt by me appears from the yard. A couple of less drunk (less fun) everyone was frowning at me personally. I can not inform if they had been frowning inside my drunken state or simply tired of the bloody track that has been overplayed every-where for too much time. But because i will be pretty awesome, even if i am drunk, we thought it absolutely was the latter.

You regret in the morning so I jumped on facebook and had one of those drunken status updates. Those status updates you cannot inform whether or not the person really posted it or somebody took their phone because of the only aim of embarrassing them on each and every myspace and facebook. The status was ‘Haters gonna hate. We dance the Gangnam Style each and every fuckin time they perform it. YOLO’.

There. I have made my point. Nevertheless, which wasn’t sufficient. One drunken statement by one drunken individual had not been sufficient. We required help. We needed seriously to understand that sober people (or at the very least drunk individuals somewhere else) consented beside me and authorized my status and behavior. We required individuals to ‘like’ my status.

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